why is it so hard to find a guy who is 80+ y/o, has a 7 figure bank account, a life-threatening illness, and no living family

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in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

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#Team I’m Trying To Feel On Your Dick While We’re Having Dinner With Your Parents

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